Is This Really An Apology To Ashley Olsen?

"The National Enquirer wants to make clear to its readers that, by its cover and headlines, it did not intend to accuse Ms. Olsen of being involved in any drug scandal."

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Accessories Council Sucks Up To Olsen's To Get The Media To Mention Their Lame Awards Night, Plan Works

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are to be honoured by the Accessories Council Excellence Awards in New York on November 8.

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Not The Olsen Twins

They may remind you another famous pair of singers, the Olsen Twins, and the girls say they like that. But unlike the Olsens, who built a media empire on their fun-loving, squeaky-clean image, Lamb and Lynx are cultivating a much darker personna. They are white nationalists.

Maybe if enough blogs compare these tools of stupid divorced parents, the omnipotent Dualstar Corporation will be forced to end all racism. And what kind of parents name one twin after a predator and the other after prey?

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Mary-Kate Doesn't Need To Go To School

So, I took some time off during my college years. The first few weeks involved rambling lectures from my mom about what a disappointment I was; then ,luckily, I got a job picking up garbage at the airport. The Olsens' estimated worth is more than $150 million each. Mary-Kate might have a better time of it.

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Mary-Kate is Ditching School...Role-model/Schmole-model

Michael Pagnotta, publicist for the loose cannon part of this celebrity double barrel, gave the following blurb to People:

"Mary-Kate Olsen has taken an approved leave of absence from New York University to focus on her increasing responsibilities as co-president of Dualstar Entertainment Group and to pursue personal interests."

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