Olsen Twins Not Getting Much Attention

So there has been very little press about the Olsen Twins lately. My theory is that they are exponentially less interesting as individuals than as a matched set. They've been spending time apart and nobody in the media even notices them unless one of them does something really stupid.

I saw a reality show about conjoined twins being separated. It was fascinating. Tom Green got alot of attention when he got separated from his cancerous testicle. The Olsen Twins could get a doctor to surgically join them together, it would be a real attention getter. Or maybe one of them could just get drunk at a party...six of one...


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