Olsen Twins Not Getting Much Attention

So there has been very little press about the Olsen Twins lately. My theory is that they are exponentially less interesting as individuals than as a matched set. They've been spending time apart and nobody in the media even notices them unless one of them does something really stupid.

I saw a reality show about conjoined twins being separated. It was fascinating. Tom Green got alot of attention when he got separated from his cancerous testicle. The Olsen Twins could get a doctor to surgically join them together, it would be a real attention getter. Or maybe one of them could just get drunk at a party...six of one...


Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen

Did The Olsen Twins Learn Modeling from Watching Zoolander?

I have decided that there is a creepy similarity between the recent facial expressions of the Olsen twins and the facial expressions used by Ben Stiller in Zoolander. I haven't yet found a connection.

Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen

'Writer' Works As A Temp At Dualstar

So, if you're an unemployed writer writing about the crumby jobs you have to do to live, you are still, in effect, a writer:

I never saw Mary-Kate or Ashley, but Dualstar did have a refrigerator stocked with all of the soda and bottled water I could drink (a perk never offered by Hustler). All of the Dualstar employees were extremely nice to me, and I could tell that my boss-for-the-day felt kind of sorry for asking me to transcribe hours of interviews.

More...

Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen

Ashley Olsen Is Working

A Lowdown spy spotted Ashley sitting alone in the lobby of the Mercer Hotel, "for at least two hours, with tons of books, papers and an Apple laptop."

Let's see, she's got a 50% share (ostensibly) in a merchandising empire, and she's an undergrad at NYU. This probably keeps her busy.

More...

Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen

Mary-Kate Is Planning To Act In 'Factory Girl'

The actress is currently in talks to act in a movie titled "Factory Girl", according to Pagesix.com. She will play the eccentric Andy Warhol follower Bridget Berlin in the film that will also feature Sienna Miller.

Does this signal both Mary-Kate getting her life back on track and getting her own life seperate from Ashley? I honestly didn't even google them seperately until this week. I think interesting events are coming soon.

More...

Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen